Tuesday, May 30, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

your fingerprint please!

this morning, i woke up late, at 10am. first thing i did was to empty my bladder and brush my teeth. den, as i was preparing for shehmoo's brekkie, someone knocked my door pretty loud. i wanted to ignore but i thought it'll be the mister postman so i opened the door (yes, messy hair, half asleep and PJs all). it wasn't the mister postman, it was MISTER POLICEMAN.

policeman: (smiling) hi. i'm here to dust for fingerprints.

jules: (100% awake already, eyess open up like saucers then squinted for a good look at the 'criminal forensic science name tag). u're here to take fingerprints?

policeman: yes (still smiling)

jules: (wah! ozie police now takin such drastic measures for safety ah?) u want my fingerprints? okay! (then jules held out her palms ah to let him take her fingerprints)

policeman is now looking highly amused.

policeman: i'm not taking your fingerprints!

jules is now very confused. she looks at the smiling mister policeman wondering why he's here. first he wanted fingerprints. now he doesn't want them.

jules looks at the mister policeman with her highly blurred expression like when she does so when she's confused (which is almost all the time).

policeman: i'm here to dust of for fingerprints in your house.

jules lagi blur.

jules: huh? but why? did somebody try to rob my place? (then both started to look inside the apartment)

policeman: yeaAAHH.. (his tone was like a makcik keypo's conversation with her gossip buddy which is like this,"eh eh jenaaaaab. kau tak tau ke? si anak piah kan dah ada boypren. mat salleh kau!" And then jenab.......OKAY BACK TO THE STORY!)didn't i call u yesterday?

jules: when? no. no, u didn't call me yesterday.

mister policeman then felt tt something was amiss. then he tried to confirm with jules her address.

policeman: what is this address?

jules told mister policeman the address.

then mister policeman showed her his address.

WRONG ADDRESS LA DEY!

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